tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68152138247649287342024-02-20T12:50:53.367-06:00daniel alexanderdaniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-44931922398807443152012-10-06T22:19:00.001-05:002012-10-06T22:19:21.055-05:0010 Questions I Would Ask To Aliens If They Visited Earth<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">I always dream about aliens visiting earth. What if one day they just crash-landed in front of my car as I was driving to taco bell? What if one day I went spelunking somewhere in Oklahoma and found an alien base in a cave? What if one day I am climbing around in a McDonalds play place with my son and I find an alien hiding out next to the slide entrance? Here are 10 questions I would ask them.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">1. Can I Drive That Thing?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> Wow look at that spaceship. Are those 22" rims? They are shinier than Mr. Cleans head and that's really shiny. I like the color you picked out for it, it looks like you colored it after seeing our Rosemary Leaf-beetle Chrysolina Americana. I think Xzibit from Pimp My Ride would be really jealous.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">2. Do You Want To Try Some Of My Earth Snacks?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> Anytime you want to stop by for snacks at my home you are always welcome. There are lot of nice snacks here on Planet Earth. They are human made snacks you can't get anywhere else. Come try our moon pies. Come try some of our Sunny-D, it's the sun in liquid form. Come try snack packs, they are my favorite.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">3. How Many Ghost Aliens Are In Space?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> I know that aliens have to die sometime. Maybe your life form can live up to 2049 years. But still there has to be some dead aliens out there. Do you guys do séances for your dead uncles? I would love to know about all the space battles he has been in or what his favorite space pet was.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">4. What Was The Blood Alcohol Content Of The Aliens That Crashed In Roswell?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> You can't trick me. I know you aliens had to be under the influence of something when you crash-landed that UFO in Roswell. Was it alcohol or is there some secret universe drug that us humans don’t know? Can you get high snorting astral space dust? Please tell me, I think we could create the first human to alien interstellar drug ring.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">5. Are Any Of You Disguised As Humans Or Animals On Our Planet? </span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;">I imagine aliens living among us undercover like in Men-In-Black. I can see you guys sitting back living a human or animal life while observing our species. If so you guys are doing a good job on the disguises. How funny would that be if my dog was actually your alien dad? I take my dogs on walks a lot and he looks into the sky a lot while blinking. Is blinking your secret alien code? You guys can’t trick me I know more than you think.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">6. Are All These Mythical Creatures On Our Earth Just Aliens That Got Left Behind?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> Why did you guys leave your friends here? We love them here but I think sometimes they get frightened and tired of running from us humans here on earth. Sometime I think the Loch Ness monster gets light headed and sometimes passes out because whenever she comes up for air she is always scared of being caught. You can take them with you, I know the Yeti would be happy to live on the moon.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">7. Did You Ever Get To See Good Burger?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> I think you would really appreciate our human creativity in creating secret sauces. There is also a scene in there I think you would enjoy where the 3 dimensional burger from Mondo Burger falls onto Mr. Wheat’s car. It is a true crash landing hamburger. Welcome to good burger home of the good burger, may I take your order?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">8. Are There Any Alien Babes In The Universe?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> I love all babes. I can't wait to see what the alien babes in the universe look like. I am imagining a green skinned Kate Middleton. Wow such a babe. I would use one of Saturn’s rings to propose to her.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">9. Which One Of You Guys Played In E.T.?</span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;"> I want to meet him. I want to touch his light emitting finger and get space knowledge so I can be the first extra terrestrial boy on earth. I will make sure the FBI and government don’t know about this. I would be so excited to be an extraterrestrial boy. E.T. I love you.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial;">10. How Many Versions Of Team Rocket From Pokémon Have You Guys Found Floating In Space? </span></b><span style="font-family: Arial;">It almost seems as if Team Rocket gets launched into space every episode. I can't help to think of them floating forever in space. I think the creators of Pokémon just have dozens of Team Rocket clones ready to be launched into space. I can't wait for us humans to explore space and find the Team Rocket clones in space.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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daniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-2908709122580433562012-08-23T16:03:00.002-05:002012-08-23T16:04:49.081-05:00i am okay with it<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">just sitting here thinking about how I'm going to be
addressed as "SNCKPCK" for the rest of my life<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">i am okay with it<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">my college professors call me snack<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">i am okay with it<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">if my cat could talk i think she would call me snack<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">i am okay with it<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 120%;">every time I hear the world ‘snack’ i think someone is
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<span style="line-height: 120%;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">i am okay with it</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<!--EndFragment-->daniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-2290523467105396182012-08-18T23:25:00.002-05:002012-08-18T23:25:23.214-05:00snack time episode 1snack time episode 1 was tonight. i had a lot of fun eating snacks with everyone. i had some problems with mother earth and had to split the show into 3 parts due to power outages. hope everyone liked it. thanks to everyone for watching. defiantly planning on doing this again next week. see you there!<br />
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<a href="http://www.spreecast.com/events/snack-time-1.html?fb_comment_id=fbc_10151166657551125_25014526_10151182058166125#f3571e196561014" target="_blank">SNACK TIME ; EPISODE #1 ; PART 1</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.spreecast.com/events/snack-time-1-pt-2" target="_blank">SNACK TIME ; EPISODE #1 ; PART 2</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.spreecast.com/events/snack-time-prt-3" target="_blank">SNACK TIME ; EPISODE #1 ; PART 3</a>daniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-84898313737894276342012-08-08T13:52:00.000-05:002012-08-08T13:53:50.627-05:00i am bigfoot. people hunt me.<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">i am bigfoot. people hunt me. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> w o w stop hunting me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">i just want to eat trees and look at the sky. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> w o w stop hunting me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">fred told me i could have a donut. he tricked me. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> w o w stop hunting me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">i want to live in a ice chamber. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> w o w stop hunting me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">a dog ate my tree. i am pissed. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> w o w stop hunting me.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;">i am bigfoot. people hunt me. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica;"> </span>daniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-39599104620433053342012-07-22T00:57:00.001-05:002012-07-28T14:50:01.312-05:00RADDDDD<br />
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as most of you know i have been working on a book. i have just about finished all the content on it and am starting to work on putting it all together. i have the first few pages already laid out.<br />
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you can preview the book here: <a href="http://raddddd.com/">http://raddddd.com/</a><br />
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planning on having the book finished august 31st with preorders starting the next day on kickstarter with a planned ship date sometime in october. i have worked on this book in the rain. i have worked on this book while camping in oklahoma. i have worked on this book while in the car. i have worked on this book every night before i lay my head down to sleep and dream of babes and snacks. i have been working a lot on this book and am excited to finally see it in my hands and yours as well.<br />
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thank you for supporting me in everything i love to do.<br />
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- daniel alexander / snack packdaniel alexanderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16449414487751142343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815213824764928734.post-34450146308714573602012-07-07T00:41:00.000-05:002012-07-07T00:41:00.322-05:00this blog is going to be a ghost page for a month or so until i have my book finished then i will come back to write here again<br />
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